About

GetCooked is a tiny roast machine for founders, makers, agencies, portfolios, and landing pages that say "AI-powered" with a little too much confidence.

How it works

Paste a URL and the app reads the public page text, strips away noise, and asks Gemini for one free punchy teaser. Pay $2 to unlock a five-point critique, a brutality score, and a public leaderboard slot.

Why it exists

Most landing pages are too polite to tell you when your headline sounds like everyone else. GetCooked makes that feedback fast, funny, and shareable, while still giving one useful next step.